Simple VS. Real

Anyone can stand by you when are right,but a friend will stand by you even when are wrong. A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.A real friend says,"What's new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.A real friend says,"You've been whinning about the same thing for 14 years.Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry.A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend,when visiting,acts like a guest.A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.A real friend expects to always be there for you!